Shall I compare thee to a Scrubs episode?

A while ago, I assisted my friend Alicia in writing a epic poem about scrubs for her English II class. Sadly the teacher did not like it (obviously failing to see the true genius of it). To keep this poem alive, and just for laughs, I felt like posting it here. In doing so Alicia can always remember that bad grade she got in English and the fun times it was writing such a literary masterpiece.

Scrubs: The Epic Poem
by Alicia and I

Sacred Heart is the place to be

Turk and JD Loving oh so manly

JD is the white lightning

To Turk's chocolate bearness

They exhibit their guy love

So prideful and fearless

They'll be with each other until they die

Like a black and white chocolate pie

They like their rap music and Eddie Murphy too

If you have a heart attack they might save you

Their love grows everyday

Just accept their new way

Matching bracelets is the way to go

Turk and JD forever fo sho

So don't gossip and stare

It's just Guy love between white lighting and chocolate bear