I believe that all things can be used for many different purposes. Much like how we got microwaves out of military research, I believe we can get much more out of our latexy little friend, the condom. Now when someone mentions condoms, people automatically freeze or feel awkward. This is because America is one of the most sexually repressed nations in the world. A wise man once told me that about 90% of today's problems among people result from this sexually repressive society, and since he is indeed an older and wiser man than I, I cannot argue. However this is beside the point. What I really wanted to say was that condoms are incredibly useful. According to a book I recently read by Douglas Adams, the BBC even use that as makeshift mic waterproofing. Because of this I have compiled a list I have heard of/thought of that list practical uses (beside the obvious) for this underrated and demonized little gadget:
1. Waterproofing Microphones
2. Water Balloon Toss Games (they are designed to not break)
3. Emergency Water Carrier (not even joking)
4. Stylish Beanie (not sure how this would work)
5. Awesome Balloon Animal
6. A cheap sling shot
7. A cheap way to make a puppet
8. A weapon (fill it with heavy objects for weight)
9. Paperweight
10. Door Stop
11. Popsicle maker
12. Storing Spices/Candy/anything else
13. Spider Capturer
14. Art Supply
15. Jello Mold
16. Individual finger gloves
17. Pencil/pen holder
18. Waterproof Ipods
19. Waterproofing for rolls of money
20. Message in a condom?
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i think my favorite would have to be the popsicle maker hahaha good one. here are mine: finger puppets (draw faces on them), container to hold golf balls, a..tail warmer(?) for your dog, and something to store a banana in or a sausage...ewwww haha
PS that last comment and this one are from Rhea, i was just too lazy to make a username
If you need grease or oil for an instrument or something, you could get that from a condom that comes with lube inside of it.
I also hear they make wonderful Christmas presents.
~ Mat
twas a good one...
new ideas
-gloves
-socks
-stockings? (maybe x-mas stockings?)
-extra pocket
-travel bag/storage bag
-helium balloons for a party of epic
-awesome looking cup/vase
-travel trash bags
-pillow (stuff wit cotton/wool/other soft and fluffy items of pillow stuffing
-money change holster
-etc. (aka im too lazy to brain storm anymore)
u get the idea that im throwing thou rite? good...lol
you, my friend, are disgusting... in a very creative way. props.
haha mannn youre legitttt ;p
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